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Wild Rover

The 'Dirty Version'

 

as played by

Father O'Sven and

Father O'Mario

 

Simply play the chords to the original song, Wild Rover, but insert the words written by:

Anton Von Stefan

1.

I've been a Wild Rover all of me life,

but because I'm a priest, I have'nt a wife.

With nae' money nor wife, what's a good priest to do,

But grab a good sister and go for a screw.

 

Chorus:

..and it's No, Nay, Never.

I go right for their tits

No nay never no more,

Will I play, the Wild Rover, no never, no more.

 

Well I went to a whore house I used to frequent,

and I told the madam me money was spent.

I asked for young virgins, but she answered no mae',

Such a customer as you I can have any day.

Chorus

 

So I went back to the church, and took the collection plate.

Now I have money to spend on me date.

So I went back to the whore house, and took out silver bright,

And the madam's eyes opened wide with delight.

She said I have virgins, all with big chests,

and the words I had said were surely in jest.

Chorus

 

So I'll go back to the bishop and confess what I have done,

And ask him to pardon his prodigal son.

But if he redresses me as often times before,

I'll damn well WILL play the Wild Rover once more!

Chorus

 

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